Jer Punk

(this is Jeremy and I this afternoon at my house)


My good friend Jeremy fancies himself as a prankster.
If I had a dime for every time Jeremy has punk'd me, I'd have a lot of dimes.
So I decided to fuck with him where it counts

You see, where Jeremy works, parking is a problem.
Jeremy has to leave work every few hours to move his car, and even then still he gets a lot of parking tickets.

One day while walking downtown a few months ago, I found a piece of gold.
It was an (empty) parking ticket envelope, the kind he's used to seeing on his car once or twice every month.
I knew right away what to do with it.

As you can see, I've publically dared him to punk me back, and I'll let you know if he does.