dodge aphorism

Google allows you to check which search queries take people to your page. It's a really useful tool, I guess.
Especially for people that have the time to do stuff like that.
It's not really useful to me, but I do have the time to do it, so I do it anyway.

As you might expect, the top search queries that led people to my site are things like:

"SaintOfle"
"St.Ofle"
"Spamoscope"
"Sacramento Artist"

In looking at the list, though, Google tells me that I rank 7th, (probably higher now that I'm about to mention it again) and have had six visitors who searched the phrase

"dodge aphorism"

weird?
yeah

Check it out