Hey Chris, I'm...

Here's a new game:
My pal (he doesn't want me to say his name on the internet) and I always joke about what the funniest thing to say to our boss would be.

We imagine our boss being serious and intimidating, and we'd come in and shock him by describing ourselves in a totally inappropriate state.
(example; "Hey Chris, I took way too much acid, and I totally can't concentrate on work stuff right now -- can I wash your car or something?")

So I decided that, like any joke, the logical conclusion is that it be carried out (obviously).

Here are the rules to the game;

1. it must start with "Hey Chris, I'm.." and end as inappropriately as possible
2. you must say it totally seriously, and promptly walk out of his office
3. at least one other person must be present (for verification)


Best idea wins.
I'll do this shit next week.
Leave a comment, or send me an email at heychrisgame@saintofle.com


by the way, if you're reading this Chris -- I have never done, nor will ever do LSD at work.
it was just an example.