Best news I've heard all day

I don't have a single female friend that like football (soccer -- ugh - -I hate explaining that).

So here's a quick test;

1. Are you female?
2. Are you my friend?

If you answered "yes" to both of those, please click here as you'll surely find this more interesting that what I'm about to say.



Anyway dudes,
I'm pleased to announce that Zenit St.Petersburg beat Rangers in the UEFA Cup final.
If you know anything about me, or anything about anything, you'll know that Rangers are the most boring bunch of douchebag assholes in our galaxy.

I'll concentrate on the good;
I like Zenit.